I’m that Geek that Google flies around to speak about their own products, invites to present at their offices and lets test products and features before everybody else.

I’m that Geek that makes you a quarter of a million dollars in 5 days.

I’m that Geek that gets you 2,740 views in 3 minutes and over 30,000 in just 14 days.

I’m that Geek that gets 4 times the views, comments and shares than Gary Vaynerchuk and Guy Kawasaki

I’m that Geek that calls you out on your vanity numbers

I’m that Geek that gamifies your system and gets your members real results (like losing 12 inches in 3 weeks. Say what?!?)

I’m that Geek that takes away your tech problems, and frees you to do what you do best.

I’m that Geek that gets you $15,000 clients when you’re trying to sell your $3,000 course.

I’m that Geek that gets 80% retention on an hour and a half hangout. (Indeed).

I’m that Geek that gets you 40% conversions

I’m that Geek you want with you in front of the camera, and behind.

I’m that Geek that chats with Tom Chi about creating Google Glass, with Former US ambassador to the UN, Sichan Siv, about his journey from the killing fields of Cambodia to the White House, with SVP of Digital Marketing @ The Walt Disney Studios, T.J. Marchetti about bringing the Muppets back, with the youngest NAACP president, Ben Jealous, about almost being killed for a story, with John Gray about his days as a celibate priest, his grand comeback to women and finally settling down with his wife, and in the same breath dives into Semantic Search with David Amerland, profiting from web shows with David Siteman Garland, Podcasting with John Lee Dumas, Systems with Natasha Vorompiova and gets hypnotized on a live hangout with Paul Ramsey.

I’m that Geek that opens up the stage and lets you in to speak with these high calibers face to face.

I’m that Geek that asks the questions no one dares to ask…but everybody wants to hear.

I’m that Geek who reads your book, and gamifies it.

I’m that Geek that gets frustrated when marketers talk about engagement but really don’t want to spend the time to talk to you.

I’m that Geek you saw on DataMation, Diamonds in Your Backyard, Audience Hacker, Business Rockstars, Suitcase Entrepreneur, Female Entrepreneur association, Google TV, Google Developers, Entrepreneur on Fire, Rise to the Top, Lifestyle Academy, Social Good Summit, Global Game Changers, and on the stages of Eben Pagan – Accelerate, Metamind, Austin Entrepreneur Series, Google Business Groups, etc.

I’m that Geek that showed a radio station how to professionally broadcast their shows on YouTube.

I’m that Geek that finishes her Air Force training in Israel and takes a one way ticket to Chile, a backpack and a tent without speaking a word in Spanish.

I’m that Geek that hitchhikes from Calafate to the Iguazu falls with Argentinian truck drivers (and lives to talk about it).

I’m that Geek that bungee jumps of a bridge in Ecuador. Twice.

I’m that Geek that made it last to the top of the Villarrica volcano in Chile

I’m that Geek that says she can do it and then figures out how.

I’m that Geek that worships Brene Browné and still struggles with vulnerability.

I’m that Geek who believes your network is your networth.

I’m that Geek that is allergic to Woo Woo talk and whose mission is to use technology to scale intimacy so we can discover what connected hearts and mind can achieve.

I’m that Geek that who beat IBM Martin in a Rock, Paper, Scissors game

I’m that Geek that Watson think Marc Cuban is 92% similar to, and has hardly anything in common with Mark Zuckerberg

I’m that Geek that will be as invested as you, if not more, in the growth of your business.

I’m that Geek that connects the dots before you even notice they’re there.

I’m that Geek that finds herself in a room full of Apple users, stands up and asks – what’s wrong with you people?!?

I’m that Geek that loves testing new gadgets and tell you all about them.

I’m that Geek that prefers geeky conversations over partying and getting drunk (and no, it’s not cause I’m too old for that.)

I’m that Geek that gets your buyers’ oxytocin flowing when they think of your brand.

I’m that Geek who’s brain your want on your side.

I’m that Geek who’ll try everything at least once (unless it’s pork. That’s a filthy animal).

I’m THAT Geek.